Gay Cum Daddies
“Trading Wreckage”
Crumbs
What a band. I love these guys. It really does sound like the guys were locked into different studios and just played. They have this wonderful sense of humor, starting with their name. It’s nice when queer bands tell it like it is. Coming (or is that cumming, lol) from Denton, TX, a lonely place the band says, the guys are also involved with Avery Boner & the Blonde Dicks, Baby Blood, Bukkake Moms, and the Bozo Big Shit Garbage Band. Such a resume is a testament both to their work ethic and to their puerile sense of humor, both of which resulted in this year’s Crumbs, a collection of unraveled rock songs as upsetting and hilarious as their name is. Gay Cum Daddies are comprised of reece, kenny, rick, chase, steve (occasionally). Listen to them. These guys are geniuses, and they make me laugh my ass off. My new favorite band. Tell all the straight people you know your favorite band is Gay Cum Daddies just to picture their response. And besides, it’s the truth.