Blondshell’s sophomore album, If You Asked for a Picture, is a raw, unflinching dive into the messy brilliance of human connection. Sabrina Teitelbaum—channeling the spirit of Mary Oliver’s “Dogfish”—builds 12 tracks that sit at the crossroads of ’90s grunge, ’80s college radio rock and modern indie, crafting a record that feels both familiar and daringly new.
From the moment “Arms” kicks in with its crunchy guitars and Teitelbaum’s deadpan confession—“Oh well, you’re not gonna save him”—you know you’re in for something visceral. Songs like “Change” and “T&A” confront the push and pull of our worst instincts with razor-sharp lyrics and roaring choruses, while “Thumbtack” lulls you with an acoustic soft-open before exploding into distorted catharsis.
Producer Yves Rothman and co-writers Sam Stewart and Casey Smith help Teitelbaum navigate themes of identity, control and self-betrayal, especially on the brooding “Toy,” an OCD-tinted meditation where every note feels meticulously placed yet wildly alive. Standouts like “Model Rockets” and “What’s Fair” showcase her knack for unforgettable hooks—layered power chords dancing beneath her fearless vocals.
While a brief stretch in the album’s back half can blur sonically, it solidifies If You Asked for a Picture’s ultra-consistent vision: vulnerability forged into anthem. Blondshell doesn’t just play alt-rock—she dissects it, reclaims it, and turns it into something that resonates with all of us fumbling through life’s biggest questions. Check it out below and let us know your thoughts.
Rating 8/10 – GREAT Album