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All Fun, No Fun | Karmin – “I Want it All”

  • January 29, 2014
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Though the age of the Club Kid has all but ended, I remain a believer in the power of the one true God – the DJ. Any really good DJ knows that they have incredibly influential power over their crowd; so much so that they can influence huge bodies of people to do wild and uninhibited things. They can spin a decent night into a mind-blowingly fantastic one. They are the masters of a consummate party.

When the DJ is off, everything else involved in your experience can fall flat. Whenever a new Dance-Pop song is released, I have to picture it being spun by my favorite DJs. I have to envision myself in the arms of someone else, tense with erotic fixation, imagining that the beat has more than one meaning. The track doesn’t have to take itself too seriously to be successful, yet it does have to have some semblance of cohesion and a clear purpose.

Karmin’s latest single, “I Want it All,” is an infectious and well-produced track, however it has neither.

Think back to the last truly fun night you had at a club. I’m not talking about that time you showed up already wasted and passed out in the bathroom. I want you to think about the last time you went from zero to Dance Floor hero. What contributed to that experience? Was it the drinks? Was it your friends? Did you meet someone that you fell for on the floor? Was it the music? I go to the club to be taken over; by the crowd vibe, the strong cocktails, and the music.

Karmin, the Dance-Pop duo that rose to fame after releasing their song “Brokenhearted,” is comprised of Amy Heidemannand and Nicholas Noonan. If you’ve never heard of the group before, or their most successful track (Brokenhearted), “I Want it All,” will not convert you to their fan-base. The song is unimaginative. Using over-done nonsense syllables and frustratingly inconsistent lyrics, the song lacks a motive and conviction beyond, well, “hey I like the way you move, will you sleep with me.” I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with that message, however the competition to say this in innovative ways is too big to ignore. Saying “All I Need is One More Night,” and then “I Want it All,” is confusing and suggests that the artist had two good ideas and, rather than choosing one, decided to fuse them together, slap a decent post-chorus onto it, and layer the rest with repetitive beats. The song has a good hook (not great), but the lyrics are just too…cliché and lazy. Also, the vocals are indistinguishable from any other female Pop vocals. What is Karmin’s brand? Easy Dance Listening?

When the music is pounding, the drinks are working, and you’ve got someone sharing the moment; I don’t believe that you could call any song that makes you dance, “bad.” If Karmin’s main objective is to outsource their success to club/DJ endorsements, then their latest will probably succeed. Convincing people they have pop-chops, innovative hooks, or a brand worth talking about, is another story.

Feels: The pre-party warm up routine with my roommate.

Tastes: Warm Sangria

Sounds: A Glee a-cappella arrangement in a blender with “I Love it” (Icona Pop)

-Michael Graye, AudioFuzz Writer

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Chris Ryan

Chris Ryan is an accomplished promoter, event planner, producer, activist, counselor, poet and blogger. Within the course of two and a half years Chris Ryan has worked with some of NYC's most established promoters/event planners, been named 2007′s GaySocialite of the year, granted a promoter of the year award from NYC's most famous gay establishment, Splash. He's worked in some of NYC's top venues including; Avalon, Capitale, Cipriani, Cielo, Pacha, Element, Le Poisson Rouge, XL, G Lounge, Plumm, Hilton Hotel, Indigo Hotel, Spirit, Myst/Quo, Splash, The Ritz, Vlada, Roseland Ballroom, Heaven, etc. In 2008, Chris Ryan has begun to unveil some of the most innovative & unique parties New York City has ever seen. The Fusion events "fuse" together all disciplines of art into an event that remains diverse yet cohesive at the same time. ChrisRyanNYC.com won best gay promotions website from NYC Event Patrons in 2008 & he was granted an award from the Jim Owles Liberal Democratic Club, Gov. Patterson & Michelle Clunie (QAF) saluting him for his hard work in nightlife. Chris Ryan has also begun working with many renown companies, including; doctors, lawyers, physicians, modeling agencies & more. Chris Ryan has been responsible for wide-scale promotions for all these companies & generating tremendous business. Chris Ryan has even started to become National with events taking place in LA & Miami this year. In May of 2009 Chris Ryan received the very prestigious honor of being named a "40 Under 40″ Gays in America by the Advocate Magazine. He also created three successful parties that generated over 1,500 patrons each. In January of 2010 Chris Ryan was featured as one of the top promoters to look out for in Noize Magazine Chris Ryan joined forces with legendary promoter/event producer, Lee Chappell and created one of the most talked about events of all 2010, Desire @ Capitale. Chris Ryan and Lee featured one of the most outstanding artists NYC has ever seen, "Oh Land." Her performance coupled with an exquisite and unforgettable set design added to this extravagant event that held over 1,000 patrons in one of NYC's most successful PRIDE events! Chris Ryan then joined forces with legendary Pacha promoter, Rob Fernandez in addition to Jake Resnicow and Tommy Marinelli to bring one of the largest and most successful parties worldwide to NYC, MATINEE. The event on Governor's Island saw over 2,000+ attendees and one of the most ambitious productions ever. In 2011 Chris Ryan started Emerge Music Promotions with business partner Darren Melchiorre. Emerge Music promotions began signing artists with plans to develop and market the artists to the community at large. Emerge Music promotions has big events planned for 2012 and 2013. Chris Ryan debuted the IMAGE events which took place on top of two of NYC's most beautiful rooftop venues, Rare View and Indigo Hotel. The events were blogged everywhere and featured the fashion designs of several clothing designers, artists and photographers. Chris Ryan felt that fashion and art should be displayed at every event and attracted the likes of Malan Breton, Calvin Klein and even Katy Perry. Chris Ryan began an extremely successful event which incorporated the concept of a house party into a nightclub atmosphere. The event Twist'D at G Lounge has been one of the most talked about events in NYC and allows it's audience to play nearly-naked Twister, beer pong, flip cup & more with other attendees. Chris Ryan was granted an excellence in volunteering award from AVP (Anti-Violence Project) for all his efforts in supporting the organization. 2013 has a very promising landscape on the horizon and Chris Ryan is complacent in saying "you haven't seen anything yet!"

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